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A Tender Story

stevenpeck50

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A Tender Story

Arizona bikers were riding South on the US-93 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Hoover Dam Bridge .
So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either.

So he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that...and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper.

He then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!

That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous if you rode with me.

By the way, why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed...
 

smooth_operator

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I remember the first time I saw a cross dresser ( or trannie or whatever they call themselves) and was unable to tell it was a guy. Sure makes me glad I'm not in the dating scene anymore.  For those of you that didn't know "Lola" by the Kinks was a true story about one of their crew being with one and didn't know it! Yuk! break out the brillo pad! :cheer:
 
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