Don't mess with old people

[Ranger Jim]

I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me honked at me very upset because I was taking too long to pay.

Wow. What do I do?  Take the high road, I thought to myself. So I paid for her food.

As I moved up, she leaned out the window smiling and waving at me because the cashier told her I paid for her food. She felt embarrassed.

When I got to the second window to get my food, I showed them both receipts and took her food too.  I paid for it, it was mine!
Now she has to go around again and wait even longer. She learned today you just don't mess with us old people...

 

[ONOBob]

Well, aren't you the hornery devil.  )

My wife had a guy in the McD drive thru call her an "impatient bitch" because he thought she was going out of turn.
It was one where they have the dual lines.... she said she was just going with the flow / wasn't sure who's "turn" it was.
She paid for his food.
I can see it both ways.

 

[Stasch]

I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me honked at me very upset because I was taking too long to pay.

Wow. What do I do?  Take the high road, I thought to myself. So I paid for her food.

As I moved up, she leaned out the window smiling and waving at me because the cashier told her I paid for her food. She felt embarrassed.

When I got to the second window to get my food, I showed them both receipts and took her food too.  I paid for it, it was mine!
Now she has to go around again and wait even longer. She learned today you just don't mess with us old people...

I love this story.  She got spanked.

 

[Scary Harry]

Something is not right...at the first window.

1. How did he know what to pay for?
2. How did he know the amount?

So he paid for food not knowing what to order and for how much!
And he drove off with food he doesn't need. :-[

 

[gsun]

Don't you order from the clown head then go to the window to pay? And then on to the window to pick up? i don't do Wahoohoo's ( that's what a disabled kid my wife worked with used to call McDonalds) but seems like that to me.

 

[Scary Harry]

I forgot about the first stage. I must be getting old.
Not all of them fast food chains are the same.

Some have the clown heads, some have the first window closed.

I guess it depends where you shop.

At our local Wendy's fast food, a male takes your order, but when you get to the first window, there is a female to take your cash.
Then, other places, make you park past the last window cause they so behind on making the food.

I guess the joke is on me.