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connie_rider

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While riding my bike, I swerved
to avoid hitting a deer, lost control andlanded in a ditch, severely
banging my head.



Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road
when a shiny new convertible pulled up with avery beautiful woman who
asked, "Are you okay?



"As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing alow-cut blouse with
cleavage to die for...




"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the
car to get a closer look.




She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home, so I can clean and bandage
that nasty scrape on your head.”




"That's nice of you," I answered,
"but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"



"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted.
"I need to see if you have any more scrapesand then treat them
properly."





Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken
and weak, I agreed, but I repeated,
"I'm sure my wife won't like this."




We arrived at her place which was just fewmiles away and, after a
couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I
feel a lot better but I know
my wife is going to be really upset
so
I'd better go now."





"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile.
"Stay for a while She won't know anything.
By the way, where is she?"





After careful thought I replied,,,,,,,,,,
"Still in the ditch with the bike, I guess."  :great: :great:

Ride safe, Ted

 
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