My self isolation quarantine diary:
Day 1 - I can do this! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 - Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.
Day 3 - Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew?
Day 4 - 8 pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 - Today I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jell-O shots.
Day 6 - I get to take the garbage out. I'm so excited! I can't decide what to wear.
Day 7 - Laughing way too much at my own jokes.
Day 8 - Went to a new restaurant called 'The Kitchen.' You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 - I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight I'm getting dressed up to go bar hopping.
Day 10 - Struck up a conversation with a spider. Seems nice. He's a Web Designer.
Day 11 - Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said 'What the hell do you want now?'
Day 12 - I realize now why dogs get so excited when something moves outside. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidently touch your face.
Day 14 - Watched the birds fight over a worm. Blue Jays lead Cardinals 3-1.
Day 15 - Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner 395 times this month?
Stay safe everyone!
Day 1 - I can do this! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 - Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.
Day 3 - Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew?
Day 4 - 8 pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 - Today I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jell-O shots.
Day 6 - I get to take the garbage out. I'm so excited! I can't decide what to wear.
Day 7 - Laughing way too much at my own jokes.
Day 8 - Went to a new restaurant called 'The Kitchen.' You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 - I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight I'm getting dressed up to go bar hopping.
Day 10 - Struck up a conversation with a spider. Seems nice. He's a Web Designer.
Day 11 - Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said 'What the hell do you want now?'
Day 12 - I realize now why dogs get so excited when something moves outside. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidently touch your face.
Day 14 - Watched the birds fight over a worm. Blue Jays lead Cardinals 3-1.
Day 15 - Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner 395 times this month?
Stay safe everyone!